Out-of-office messages are great – when they help your prospects/customers/colleagues instead of making them want to tear their hair out.
“I will be out of the office at a conference the week of 3/26 with intermittent access to email. If you need to reach me urgently or have a question, please contact …”
Intermittent access? What is that? I looked up the definition of intermittent and it means: Occurring at irregular intervals; not steady. Usually, the word is used to talk about rain. Perhaps, she means that she expects that her internet service at the conference will be irregular, spotty (with intermittent sunshine).
Then, “if you need to reach me urgently or have a question…” What?
Here is what I want to know as the recipient of this out-of-office: When will I get an answer to my question from you?
“Hello and thank you for contacting the ABC Company. I will be out of the office Wednesday afternoon, March 28th, Thursday afternoon, March 29th and Friday, March 30th thru Tuesday, April 3, 2012. I will have very limited access to voice mail and email. If your needs are immediate please contact …at …. or by email at ….
I will return to the office on Wednesday, April 4th and will follow up with you.”
At least, I got a hello in this one!
If you have limited (albeit “very”) access to voice mail and email, it means you will hear my message and then SCREEN it. You’ll decide if my message is – or if I am – important enough to respond to. Waaaay better to just tell me when I will hear from you. Believe me, if you get back to me sooner, I’ll be a happy girl, and won’t bring up that you weren’t supposed to get back to me until the 4th.
“**Please Note I Am Out Of The Office***
Please contact …if you need assistance and she will help or assign to the appropriate Sales Manager. She is at …. or ….”
You gotta love the asterisks around this one. Not.
This one really gets me though because I’ll be “assigned to the appropriate sales manager”. Assigned? Am I homework? (Could she at least have said, helped?)
I’m thrilled with the grammar (or lack thereof) too: She is at (the phone number was listed). Try: Her phone number is. Please!
“I will be out of the office Wednesday, March 28th through Friday, March 30th travelieng on business. I will respond as soon as I am able.
Have a great day!”
Do I care if you’re traveling (yes, that is traveling not travelieng!) on business or pleasure? No! I only care to know when you’ll get back to me or how I can easily get an answer to my question.
You’ll respond “as soon as you are able”? When will that be, that you are able? I’m Sue but I have a friend named Able.
Finally, here is one that I love (thank you Keith Levey!):
“Thanks for your email. I am returning Wednesday, March 28th, and will respond to your message then. And if you need me, my cell is …..”
Courteous and clever. And the truth is that most people won’t abuse his kindness at providing his cell phone. After all, we know when he’ll get back to us so we can wait.
You know what I love about this? It’s job security for me. But I’d be happier (okay, that was a lie!) if words were used thoughtfully because when you change your words, you change your world.
Any ridiculous out-of-offices that you care to share? Your comments, please.
By the way, if you recognized your own message, I mean this with only the greatest amount of love (and with fingers crossed that you’ll change your message next time). 😉